hi! i am super pissed. thank you.
i have this silly voice, coughing like mad, and i keep thinking i smell sth, which is NOT possible.


my day, fuckbulous.


I hate it when ppl bad mouth my friends. As in, remind or sth is fine. but, dun shit pls. ARGH. eg. remember that guy who tried to touch jane? SHIT HIM.

OH OH, germaine, if u see this. i just want to say, dun put it so bad can?
pick from the rubbish bin and all. I lost my voice, i cant talk so much today. but, yes. I AM ANGRY. no kidding. try putting things in a nicer way? bad u know. still act out, so long somemore. i dun hate u or anything, i just dun like the way u put things? A bit too harsh.



god, PET!! i change alr right?? i think so too. haha. oh, praise me, praise me. haha. pet, are u happy? tiny little reckless mushroom has grown up. oh. haha.


oh oh, i AM kiddy today, u can say that, but, but, not when i am in formal. haha.
show u the diff.





SEE. haha.

oh yes. i really think that,

.. .- -- .. -. .-.. --- ...- .


SHIT.
-.-. .... . .-. -.-- .-.. .-.. .. --


i want to be able to talk!! ARGH!


-- dong

TADA!

i've got joanna's photos uploaded! how kind of me. hahaha.

naughty elephant

OK. This is cheryl lim. hahaha. eh, pet. u very lousy leh. where is amelia's photo?. haha. jane saw amelia alr. she say she look like hong wei. HAHA. not very la.

--dong

LALALA~

hello ppl. This is my 1st formal presentation!! look, look. Cos i have a pimple on my face, the scar is this there, so i put some makeup to cover it. haha! that's right, make up!! haha. That's funny, make up, me, NO LINK!

I stole the photos from my friend's blog! haha. OK, now its time to show u how i look in my formal wear. erm, it was not that formal la. but, it is formal. HAHAHAHAHA. ok, rubbish.




Can i action i little on my project thing? haha. i think is was the best for that week la. we did so many extra things. but i did not present well. sigh. that's the only thing.
This is how our donut vending machine will look like. And that is the donuts. real one ok? we ate them after presentation. SOOO damn nice. i will make them some day, when i hav the time. HAHA.

OK, as usual, my friends say i look like a kid. awww, A KID! a kid! oh man, when can i not look like a kid?? in formal still look like a kid. gosh. oh oh, i used the word 'fuck' during my project cos i was like er, fustrated. It scared siew hwa(the one in white, with black belt,ppl) a little. HAHA. sole factory, tell her i am not scary please. haha.
and, oh, there was this ah beng in sch, i dunno which part of his bird brain is made of shit, or how shoot bird his eyes are, HE FREAKING *^$%&^ say i look like a CARTOON. His shit head la, cartoon. i am a human ok? haha.

i went out with cheryl lim on sat. i will show u guys how she look like after she send me the pics.(her blog is a 'no stealing of photos' blog) best part, i found out that, ADIDAS IS FROM TOURISM. hahaha. year 1. heh' I declare, i am more powerful then siew hwa, i found out her course. * points ur loser hand sign* haha. u have not found out MRT guy's course yet. bleah~

-- dong~ dong~ dong~ 3 o clock.
haha, ok, not funny. i thought that sounded like a clock. dong~

i am here to blogg already !!! hahas
joanna has been complaining that cheryl doesnt update our blog =x
wa lao now a days super many things sia...
had presentation on tuesday and then i feel that team mates havent been doing a lot
other than me and another fren of mine.
the rest like all slacking lorhx..
made me feel so fed up.. i think my blog isnt a place for me to complain so much so i say it here
and then yesterday had this communication skill test
and we were suppose not to interrupt one another while one is speaking
then my frens kept bombarding each other then tok abt smth me and my frens cant ans
then my fren from another group say will minus marks lorhs...
wa lao ehh shit them larhh !! fuking fed up !!...
argh arghh arghhhh !!!
ANGRYYY CHERYLL !!!!!!!

babycherx

PetLee said I didn't blog =(

I just blogged a post before yours my dear!

Never mind, I blog now alright? Smile! =D

I'm having my Science module now anyway. Waiting for my turn to present, so I have nothing on my hands. It's too weary to be attentive to all of the other presentations. Hah!

Sorry for being a distracted and passive listener. No way I can be a critical listener right now. *Apologetic smile*

Oh oh! I am so enjoying seeing my friends tear their hair out due the facilitator's relentless, questioning. And her questions are usually incoherent because her China accent is too strong! Anyway, it will be my turn soon. But nah, I am not bothered by her.

Alright! I know I am writing with no head or tail, because I am just writing anything under the sun. =)

This is a random picture. My friend wanted to have one of those packets of chips. Every single purchased he made, all of them got stuck [as shown above]. It was so funny. Because my friends and I were like scavenging for coins to get them all down. At last the fourth purchased we made caused all the stucked packets to drop as well. Yay! Heaved a sign of relief. I recorded down the process of the last purchased as well. =D

ShimmerRay

OMG. My friends and i realise, our sch has many interesting ppl. HAHA.

I WANT TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH THEM! my friend gave me the shit look. cos i said i want to make friends with 'ugly betty'. WAH, i tell u, she looks like ugly betty la. and her fashion sense, POWER. like damn damn retro one. she ties her shirt at the side into a knot. and she wears skirt that is like, disgusting la. PLUS, braces and specs that is half black, half white. At first we find her funny. but NOW, i find her funny, AND CUTE! omg, i am a weirdo. I saw her studying at this table, then i wanted to go over to ask of the other sit was taken up, so i can sit. HAHA. Siew almost had me KILLED. ok, i have been crazy over this 'ugly betty' these few days. BEST PART, i hav lectures with her. HAHA.

i shall post her photo soon(if i can take a picture of her), U GUYS SURE find her very very very very interesting. OUR WHOLE LECTURE HALL is talking abt her la. hahaha. ok, by the end of this year, i will hav many new friends, UGLY BETTY, ADIDAS GIRL, ROUND GIRL, maybe FAT GIRL, siew will know MRT GUY. haha. (use your cup, siew. i will use my push, sorry. HAHA) Its hard to take pic of the rest of the ppl, ugly betty is easy la. haha.
I HATE THAT DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT! she stinks, she brags, she acts, she bitches,and shoots. argh! u guys know who la, i shall not elaborate further before it gets too vulgar. haha. Pls do not anyhow assume who that is. haha. i say say only la. shit head.

JANE IS AN ASS. i did not say those stuff!! argh! haha. and the CUBE! i did not la, jane asked me to do that one. WHO U BELIEVE?? haha.

sigh. i am very confused. how?? OMG. die, how? why like that?? oh no, oh my. shit la. So dark, so mysterious. haha. byebye.


-- mushroom.

JOANNA IS HORRIBLE!

we met on friday. den we went IMM. joanna brought me to DAISO. hahaha. and joanna is incorrigible. there was this very nice cube there. den joanna went to open it and twist. she was unable to twist it back den she jus throw it there! i was like 'OMG JOANNA'! den she say 'aiya nvm lah. u can fix it back meh'. hahaha. i took a picture of it. but i cant load it now. shall show u all nx time. HAHAHA. okay den we went to eat pepper lunch. i shall not eat it again. eating pepper lunch can make me die due to nervousness. i was like so nervous den i dint know what to do with it. den joanna was like 'FASTER FASTER! what u doing! put that put that one! faster! stir stir!' den i was so nervous den i dint do anything. den in the end joanna mixed it for me. HAHAHA. okay i will not eat it again. SERIOUS. hohos. x)
oh and i found my love. HAHAHA. oh he's so handsome. so muscular. CONGRATULATE ME! send me ur wishes. MUST. hohos. okay i derived to a conclusion that half of the members of solefactory are attatched. woo. waiting for the other half. ESPECIALLY JOANNA. hahaha. dun worry joanna. i wont neglect u. WE WONT. so dun worry u ass. hahaha. keep saying we will have lesser time for u. sigh. oh and the rest of u! update leh. nobody update! den joanna will keep pressing me to update. HAHAHA. cannot be selfish with ur boyfriends! see must be like me. HAHAHA. okay gone*

i love lionel :)
naughty elephant

Hmm.. i realise sth. Some ppl in my life are a bit more special. Jane, kua siew hwa and cheryl lim. when they msg me, or call me, for no reason, I WILL BE THERE.

eg. jane msg me in the middle of the night. Abt 3 plus i guess. At that time, i didnt off my phone. she wanted to tell me abt des oh. My phone was on silent btw. i woke up to pee. And saw my phone blinking. HAHA. good luck, maybe. KSH, she called me. i was working. the phone was in the office. i was outside. I suddenly felt thristy. so i walked in, 2 secs later, the phone rang. oh, chowxuan tried to call me like 4x, but i was outside. GOOD LUCK. cheryl msg me like 3plus AM. i dunno for what reason i forgot to off my phone before going to sleep. i opened my eyes and the phone rang. LUCKY.. erm, not so, i was half awake when i replied. i didnt know what i was typing, i can only rem, poor thing.

OHHH. my father said. Do not on your phone when u are sleeping, increases the possibility of getting brain cancer. He says the newspaper stated that. ??? i just listen. HAHA

oh, that is just crap. Main point, I AM SUPER STRESSED!!
lalalalalala. lots of problems. $$ prob, small prob. THAT prob, not very big prob.(u guys know what i am drive at, i cant continue. but i will announce to the world, in oct or so.) Jane scolded the hell out of me. I KNOW, I REGRET. ok?? Sch prob, VERY BIG PROB. sch prob, hmmm. Half of it, is what u all know what it is. the other half, PROJECTS, TESTS, PRESENTATION, HELL!!! cheryl tan, i know how u feel. stupid jane, she brag that she doesnt hav these prob, "SEE, RP is a good sch, HAA, u all got so many tests and projects". eat shit, jane. haha.

i've got a terrible news to break. I used my father's com to view sole factory. it is still in the history. HE READ OUR BLOG!! haha, be mindful of what u guys say from now, and no vulgarities ppl. dad, if u are reading this, haha, kids secret. And, u are a bit petty and bias at times, but, who cares, we still love you. :) ok. mushy mushy. DUN CARE. petrina always says, :'' i know u love them.'' haha. fine, I EXPRESS MY LOVE TO EVERYONE! I LOVE THE WORLD. makes things better, right pet?

improve the situation. EH, ppl. i hav decided. after poly, I DUN WANT TO GO UNI. i want to work for like a year or so, then help my father out. Then to get my own car in 3 years, to open a shop, a bakery, in 5 years. HAHAHAHA. ok, that's my goal.
damn, studying is a chore. yucks. COME, MY DESIRED LIFE, COME...

ok, hav to do projects, going out soon, teach poa. HAHA.
- half dead mushroom.

my day at work would be the same old one.however, there were 2 things which really made my day yest.in no random order.

JOANNA NG

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i think she will kill me!haha.anyway, this photo was taken months ago.but she did wear this shirt except with e addition of her new bag.argh.its pretty nice i have to admit.haha.back to e point,

she was so sweet.she accompanied me in the mornin to open my push cart.being the strong girl,she helped me carry e heavy stuff out.so sweet of her.haha.she left shortly after eating her mac.HOWEVER, she came back later again after sch around 6 smth.so touched!haha.i did not expect her to come though so i was kinda suprised.lol.she messed up my table and it became a pig nest/sty in less than 5 mins.(i say nest,but jo insists its sty.wadever though :P)she helped me distribute flyers cause she said her ''cuteness'' could attract kids which proved to be true for only one customer who bought stuff frm his kid(his kid is cute!) the moment he took e flyer.haha.and at some points, she was being childish.omg.so in conclusion, i was pretty touched and i dun feel bored with her around(how to feel bored when someone is being childish at one point, pinnin u to the ground, ransackin my stuff etcetc.haha)

next, ON ON

i do have a pic of her.unfortunately,its stuck in my phone and my port is spoiled.we 2 know each other since we were born.haha.so its a 17 year long friendship.in between, we lost contact when we were in like sec sch.and i saw her last week.and i was really happy cause our meetin really brought back many fond memories.and she was there yest.she stayed with me to close shop too and helped me with the heavy stuff too(she is strong too.haha).it was really great seeing her again.yup

so i was indeed really happy.having jo to open with me, and having jo again and on to close with me.YAY!haha.the both of em really made my day.

and this is pretty random.but, here's a photo of rex.in case yr r wondering how does he looks like.he is a big boy.haha.but young at heart :)

he wear shorts which lasted for a day.haha

pet:
so bye pple :)

A Tear Fell
by Marge Tindal

I shed a tear today
Silently, I felt it fall
You caught it
Shared it
Held it
Felt it
Then suddenly
It wasn't so big after all


ShimmerRay

HELLO!

oh my. transformers is super duper nice! i met jo after class to watch. toot. i fell and joanna attempted to save me. but she failed. hahaha. thus i had 9 holes on my leg. i fell on the escalator. imagine that sharp thing pierce into ur leg. oh my. its terrible. i was instantly paralyzed lah. really. x)





naughty elephant

HAHAHA.

omg, singaporeans, we are really special in the way we talk.
I went to cut my hair today. A malay lady walked into the saloon.
pushed the door wide open,and shouted :" I want to dye".
That is so stupid man. HAHA.
There was once, VP said to us, if u can remember. she told us abt the bros.
One boy said to his bro, :' can u hang the clothes for me?'
His Bro replied:' go hang yourself.'
hahaha.
ok, the end.
I L M G.
pet says i change for ppl. crazy la. NOOOOO. i did not la. drinking coffee, green tea and water is not changing myself. HAHA. It is called, trying new things. haha.
I am real slow ppl, i am dumb. haha. JANE FULLY SUPPORTS THAT STATEMENT. i know.
ok, jane shall be responsible for the sat post. byebye.

-mushroom :)

yay. transformers on saturday! :):):)

naughty elephant

Be happy!!

You realize kids are always so happy? They seem to have no worries, no pain. But as we grow, the child in us is lost, and we don't seem to be as happy as before no more.

Some say it is because we have more problems. But, if you say this: ' When I have fewer problems, I'll be happy ', and wait for your live to get better, IT GETS WORSE. Maybe you have noticed that people who seem to get the most out of life have often had it tough. But they are happy because at some point they decided 'HAPPY' is the only way to live. I've been through this, I know. You have to decide to be happy to be happy. Damn. i've got tons of problems flying at me when I open the doors to my house, but hey, I can still be happy. It's not what happens to you that determine your happiness. It's how you think about what happens to you.

Happiness doesn't just happen to you like some accident. It is something you choose. Sometimes, I feel kids, they are smarter then us. They choose the path to be happy. Or maybe because they are naive. They forgive and forget quicker than us. We compare too much, I do too. But, it doesn't help. It makes it worse. I've learnt that,

the happiest people don't bother about whether life is fair; they just make the most out of it. Look at my family, ppl, you can take 10years and not find the word fair in it. But i dont give a damn. :)
Assume that every problem in your life is a lesson to make you stronger, and then you will never feel like a victim.

You don't find happiness in absence of problems. You find it in spite of your problems.

:)

*credits to cute little boy who inspired me to write this and andrew mattews quotations.

- wise mushroom. dong leads a happy life, credits to

solefactory.

SAT outing.

Jane and i went out today. cos we both wanted to buy a esprit bag. HAHA. The one jane likes was sold out. I GOT MINE!!! jane ended up with a nike bag, quite nice la. we went to find pet lee at TAKA and had dinner with her too. haha. i saw pet packing MALE UNDERGARMENTS. haha. but tomoro will be her last day and she will be working for the sticker shop i recommened. haha. intro fee??

STUPID JANE, she cant talk properly la. i cant understand her. AND SHE FLIES!! i cant catch up with her la. she's soooo fast. man, she doesnt shop, she is like in a race or sth la. she abused me the whole day. hitting me, pinching me, suan-ing and cursing my pimple(which looks like a mole) to become a mole. "wa, joanna, how can u say that? I hope ur pimple becomes a mole ar." what a nice friend. haha.

I wanted to look at furniture for my new house la, jane scolds me, see for what? dun see la. pulled me somewhere else. damn. OH, i wanted to get a white carpet too. that jane, she said," carpet for what? then whats the floor for?" irritated la. so i said " so i will not fall from my 2nd level room to the first floor." DAMN. haha.

i've got a pimple beside my nose la!! when jane saw me, the 1st thing was to laugh at it la. EVIL!
oh ya, i just attempted to remove it. now i've got a swollen cheek. SHIT. haha. very pain,
GUYS, DUN CALL ME TOMORO. i cant talk. haha. too pain. my mouth cant expand. haha.
SORE legs and swollen cheek.


-mushroom.